Posts Tagged ‘joke’

Is Something on Fire? or is it a SKUNK? The NOSE KNOWS.

April 28, 2013

Is Something on Fire? or is it a SKUNK? The NOSE KNOWS.

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CRAZYWAR

May 19, 2011

http://www.zazzle.com/crazywar_sticker_bumper_sticker-128958801748777434

Somehow, when debating on facebook I get my best slogans. THANKS, MD. A worthy opponent.

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And now for some art, just for fun…

Deer in my Backyard

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CRAB created using MATH

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Swan Lake

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July 4th OM at the Rainbow Gathering CA

Read MORE about the Rainbow Gathering: http://gregvanderlaan.com/rainbow.aspx

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http://www.zazzle.com/the_only_real_lines_on_the_map_are_coastlines_tie-151688582488477512

The only REAL lines on the map are coastlines…

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http://www.zazzle.com/op_art_illusion_sphere_stretch_shirt-235948266010500764

OP-ART Illusion Woman’s T-Shirt. Joke: The printing appears to be stretched over two spherical objects…

Many more Mousepads where these came from...

http://www.zazzle.com/gregvan/mousepads

Medical Advice from The Newspaper.

April 30, 2011

I saw an article that says tall obese men are at risk for blood clots. It really got my attention… I have GOT to get short.

http://www.latimes.com/health/boostershots/la-heb-tall-obese-clots-20110429,0,5317729.story

Mathematical Proof God Exists

April 28, 2011

IF

evidence of  “he who shall not be named”=TRUE

AND

(the square root of -1) times “he who shall not be named”=God

THEN

FSM=TOTG /TMA;

Maybe I’m a little fuzzy about the Logical Proof… I did PASS Math 259 but got a “C-” grade… How about if I just show you a picture?

See, Here is a photo of "The One True God"

FYI: TMA  stands for Too Many Acronyms…

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But back to the math proof at the top of the post…

Is NOT “Demonic Possession” the only possible explanation of the behavior of Ronald Dumbsfield and Dickless Change-Thing?  We can explain the behavior of  hsuB egroeG… He is simply an MKULTRA brainwashing experiment gone wrong.

But,

THERE IS NO OTHER POSSIBLE EXPLANATION FOR THE OTHER TWO MEMBERS OF THE TRIPOD OF EVIL.

Go ahead… email me a different answer… gregvan at yahoo dot com.

Read More: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster

Happy GNU Year to U2

January 2, 2011

This is a GNU…

Pronounced “NEW”

So the “picture puzzle” says: Happy New Year

Math Joke… Jailbait Equation…

December 4, 2009
Jailbait Equation

Are You Over 18 Cutie Pie?

This artwork is for sale printed on a T-Shirt… http://www.zazzle.com/gregvan*

It reminds me that Numbers have flavor, meaning and emotions attached to them… Like: 61 makes me think of Highway 61 a song by Bob Dylan and sung by Johnny Winter… also the main Northern migration route from the South to Chicago or Detroit… Many people moved along this road to take JOBS in the city. 5150, Number 9, Love Potion #9, 42, 420… many numbers have flavors of their own… for a complete list read: http://gregvanderlaan.com/numbers.aspx

Rebus: a Wingding Picture Puzzle…

May 7, 2009
a Wingding Picture Puzzle asks: What Rules the World?

a Wingding Picture Puzzle asks: What Rules the World?

Hidden under the yellow Wingdings is the answer in

Backwards Writing-gnitirW sdrawkcaB.

Print picture and hold it up to a mirror to see the answer…

Not only do you see the words, but you also see an example… Yourself!

Sure, Chemistry and Physics are powerful forces… but without an observer…

Who would admire their greatness?


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