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Donald Trump: Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire. CAUGHT on tape. Verified by Sarah Huckabee Sanders

August 5, 2017

The President of Mexico says he didn’t call Trump at all last week. Trump claimed he called and congratulated Trump for the great job Trump was doing on illegal immigration.

The Head of the Boy Scouts says he didn’t call Trump at all Last Week. Trump says the boy scout called to tell Trump that Trump gave the greatest speech ever at the jamboree.

http://www.rawstory.com/2017/08/watch-sarah-huckabee-sanders-insists-trump-didnt-lie-about-phone-calls-she-admits-never-took-place/

Sarah Huckabee Sanders verified that Trump Lied.

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Last week, President Trump gave a highly partisan speech to the quadrennial Boy Scout Jamboree that a leader of the organization later ended up apologizing for. Not withing standing that apology, Trump maintains that his speech was “great” and that the Boy Scouts told him so:

President Trump said the head of the Boy Scouts called his recent address “the greatest speech that was ever made to them,” days before the chief scout executive apologized for the president’s remarks.
Trump faced criticism for the speech last Monday, which many saw as inappropriately political for the jamboree setting.
Trump denied to The Wall Street Journal that there was any “mixed” reaction to his speech, noting the standing ovations from the crowd. His comments to the Journal were first made public in a transcript of the interview Politico published Tuesday.
“And I got a call from the head of the Boy Scouts saying it was the greatest speech that was ever made to them, and they were very thankful,” Trump said. “So there was — there was no mix.”

The Boy Scouts, however, are basically denying that any such call took place:

Read more: http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/donald-trump-is-a-serial-liar-even-when-it-comes-to-trivial-issues/#ixzz4odLMKHiH

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Coloring Book 8 images

March 19, 2016

animated gif ~ My Painted Truck

January 28, 2012

http://vandergreg.blogspot.com/2011/07/my-painted-truck-animated-gif.html

Swan Lake

January 8, 2012

Eye

January 8, 2012

more at vandergreg.blogspot.com

Totally Customizable Hat… Say what you want to the world.

January 1, 2012

http://www.zazzle.com/gregvan

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Try it… Especially when you realize that it’s 

NOT CENSORED. 

 

PPD stands for the Paradise Police Department.

Legalize the Kind Herb

December 31, 2011

Feel free to "pirate" this image... Have FUN.

Teenage Alien Dance Party

December 26, 2011

Join the FUN on Alpha Centauri... Backstage Pass.

EYE in the Sky.

December 25, 2011

“When you Spy on the Government, it’s a Felony… When they Spy on YOU, it’s a Patriot Act.” – Quotations of gregvanderlaan.com

What REALLY Occupies Wall Street… Numbers.

December 25, 2011

Numbers have Flavor, Meaning... Emotion attached to them...

Read More: gregvanderlaan.com/numbers.aspx

For Example: Everybody SING!
“1, 2, 3, 4… Can I have a Little More…
5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10… I Love You.” ~ The Beatles

purple64ets

May 17, 2011

Thankfully, the price of a bus ticket remains the same even with the gas prices going CRAZY. It’s $2.20 round trip. This is less money than driving. Especially when you figure in the SURPRISE repair bills that come out of nowhere and whack you on the side of the head. Talk about a stressful situation… You and I have to get a high paying job to pay for the commute to our job. Circular madness… Yet, I have not found a way to earn a fortune online… My webstore has paid about $200 per YEAR. Sure, it is gratifying to sell my art at all, but it’s a long way from paying the rent and buying food.

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You might have to stand on your head to find out the answer to this question…

Read MORE: http://gregvanderlaan.com/purple64ets.aspx

My Invisible Friend (lyrics)

(Hay-Seuss)

I’ve got an invisible friend
and I call him Hay-seuss.
not Dr. Seuss or mother goose
but JESUS.

If you don’t believe
in Hay-seuss or mother goose
you’ll got to HELL (or Pittsburg)
and burn for eternity.

Oh, me and Jim Jones
we believe in Hay-seuss
and cyanide suicide
will get you quicker to his side.

I didn’t eat for three days
and I heard voices
God talked to me
like I was on LSD
and said you’re SATAN (or Peter Pan)

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This Song was written when a friend of mine decided to find Jesus by fasting. He got real angry and became dangerous to be around… Considering that he spent time inside… I just walked the other way until he ate a big pile of spaghetti. FSM to the Rescue…
Here is some art to take your mind off troubles… Like friends acting crazy due to “Their Invisible Friend”.
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Let’s suppose you wanted to distribute a secret message to your friends and family… Put your message in a Picture.  NO computer program would be able to “captcha” the secret message. It would take a HUMAN to read it… Comprende? Figure that the “Three Letter Agencies” have vast money to spend on data mining using computers but a dramatically smaller budget for employing PEOPLE to read your email. If everyone would just create messages that the computers can’t read, that would increase employment for voyeurs. The Peeping Toms that read your Facebook page are gainfully employed… Hey, it’s one way to decrease unemployment…
Hire more **@$#%#%#%%^&%^&%^&***
Of course, if you really want privacy… get the good stuff from PGP. At one point in time, it was a Federal Offense to export their data encryption programs. What a great selling point. Their programs are so good that they are ILLEGAL. 
Here is a gift to new musical groups… Lads Gone Native might be a great name for a Band. I’m not using it… You can have it!
I wrote some lyrics…
http://gregvanderlaan.com/lads.aspx 
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 http://www.zazzle.com/escaping_balloon_love_card-137561666242236205

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Ever notice a service offered by google called Zeitgeist? It ranks billions of we searches and displays what people type into the searce engine… supposedly it shows what people worldwide are interested in… Last years winners [2010] were:
chatroulette
ipad
justin bieber
nicki minaj
friv
myxer
katy perry
twitter
gamezer
facebook
Makes me wonder because I am interested in almost NONE of these subjects…

RESET Social Security Retirement age to 55

 

http://www.zazzle.com/gregvan/social+gifts

click on the link above for campaign gifts promoting the idea of:

RESET SOCIAL SECURITY RETIREMENT AGE TO 55.

image search gregvanderlaan

May 7, 2011
Go ahead... do the image search... gregvanderlaan

feel free to copy and paste this image at will

Shameless self promotion… or… just good business… visit my webstore for psychedelic art and JOKES printed on zazzle gifts…

http://www.zazzle.com/gregvan*

Medical Advice from The Newspaper.

April 30, 2011

I saw an article that says tall obese men are at risk for blood clots. It really got my attention… I have GOT to get short.

http://www.latimes.com/health/boostershots/la-heb-tall-obese-clots-20110429,0,5317729.story

Mathematical Proof God Exists

April 28, 2011

IF

evidence of  “he who shall not be named”=TRUE

AND

(the square root of -1) times “he who shall not be named”=God

THEN

FSM=TOTG /TMA;

Maybe I’m a little fuzzy about the Logical Proof… I did PASS Math 259 but got a “C-” grade… How about if I just show you a picture?

See, Here is a photo of "The One True God"

FYI: TMA  stands for Too Many Acronyms…

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But back to the math proof at the top of the post…

Is NOT “Demonic Possession” the only possible explanation of the behavior of Ronald Dumbsfield and Dickless Change-Thing?  We can explain the behavior of  hsuB egroeG… He is simply an MKULTRA brainwashing experiment gone wrong.

But,

THERE IS NO OTHER POSSIBLE EXPLANATION FOR THE OTHER TWO MEMBERS OF THE TRIPOD OF EVIL.

Go ahead… email me a different answer… gregvan at yahoo dot com.

Read More: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster

3 spirits artwork

April 26, 2011

We Three Queens of Orient "R"

Happy GNU Year to U2

January 2, 2011

This is a GNU…

Pronounced “NEW”

So the “picture puzzle” says: Happy New Year

Math Joke… Jailbait Equation…

December 4, 2009
Jailbait Equation

Are You Over 18 Cutie Pie?

This artwork is for sale printed on a T-Shirt… http://www.zazzle.com/gregvan*

It reminds me that Numbers have flavor, meaning and emotions attached to them… Like: 61 makes me think of Highway 61 a song by Bob Dylan and sung by Johnny Winter… also the main Northern migration route from the South to Chicago or Detroit… Many people moved along this road to take JOBS in the city. 5150, Number 9, Love Potion #9, 42, 420… many numbers have flavors of their own… for a complete list read: http://gregvanderlaan.com/numbers.aspx

Got Budget Crisis? Tax Hemp!

May 16, 2009
Arnold Smoking Grass in the Movie "Pumping Iron"

Arnold Smoking Grass in the Movie "Pumping Iron"

Yes, That is a REAL picture of a Wisconsin Tax Stamp for a producer of Marihuana… Yes, That is really Governor Arnold… “Yes, it’s real grass and I inhaled” is what he says… Go Ahead Arnold, Tax Marijuana… the state needs the money.

Rebus: a Wingding Picture Puzzle…

May 7, 2009
a Wingding Picture Puzzle asks: What Rules the World?

a Wingding Picture Puzzle asks: What Rules the World?

Hidden under the yellow Wingdings is the answer in

Backwards Writing-gnitirW sdrawkcaB.

Print picture and hold it up to a mirror to see the answer…

Not only do you see the words, but you also see an example… Yourself!

Sure, Chemistry and Physics are powerful forces… but without an observer…

Who would admire their greatness?

Praying Mantis sculpture in Eureka, CA

April 26, 2009
Sculpture by Hobart Brown in Eureka, CA

Sculpture by UNKNOWN in Eureka, CA

Hobart Brown created the Kinetic Sculpture Race. A three day event using human powered art vehicles that travel on road, sand and water from Arcata to Ferndale. More info:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinetic_sculpture_race


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