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May 4, 2018
It’s fun to watch Trump’s Minions sweat on TV about being CAUGHT lying. Sarah Huckabee Sanders invented a new excuse for telling lies… I spoke the truth as I knew it at the time… making her the victim of believing lies… not the teller of lies…
This Week Was A Great Reminder That Trump Is A Huge Liar…
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/trump-liar_us_5aeb188be4b0ab5c3d629635
Tags:corrupt, Daniels, Fire, huckabee, liar, lie, Pants, sanders, sarah, Stormy, trump
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April 6, 2018
Let’s cut defense spending and end CRAZYLAWS[tm]. The cost to society of the absurd Marijuana Prohibition plus War Profiteering will bankrupt our country and send the entire world into economic collapse. DUH.
Tags:government, idiot, mindless, protest, trump, vegetables
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March 4, 2018
What if Donald Trump experienced a Dramatic Change of Values? The CIA Project MKULTRA had a technique for doing that… What IF?
Great Books: Project MKULTRA CIA LSD American History “The Search for the Manchurian Candidate” by John Marks
MKULTRA: a CIA Mind Control Project in the USA during the 1950’s and 1960’s. They were looking for a way to use drugs as weapons of war. For example: LSD as a way to simply get the “enemy” to lay down their arms, voluntarily… like, too stoned to fight…
The project conducted tests on college students at Stanford University. Ken Kesey and Robert Hunter both were employed. Later, Ken started having “ACID TEST” parties where the participants took LSD and danced to the Music of the Grateful Dead. Robert Hunter wrote lyrics for the Dead.
Just co-incidence?
or were “the sixties”
a CIA experiment to test MKULTRA?
Source: The Search for the Manchurian Candidate by John Marks.
http://gvan42.blogspot.com/2017/06/great-books-project-mkultra-cia-lsd.html
Tags:compulsive, hoarding, lsd, mkultra, money, syndrome, trump
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December 2, 2017
Would a war with North Korea or Iran trigger GLOBAL ANNIHILATION by Nuclear Weapons? Would it be like totally groovy to end Human Life on this Planet Forever?
That’s what we have with a Madman in the White House…
http://gvan42.blogspot.com/2017/12/is-trump-too-insane-to-serve-as.html
Tags:A-Go-Go, Fiction, gun, House, machine, White
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August 10, 2017
The USA would receive a fortune in VOLUNTARY Taxes. If you don’t smoke you wouldn’t pay a cent. We could also cut Taxpayer expenses currently wasted on Incarceration and Law Enforcement. It’s a Win-Win situation. More money going into the Treasury and Less going out. In addition, states that have legal medical marijuana have fewer deaths due to opioid addiction. Some people simply choose the safer drug… DUH…
Who could Possibly be in Favor of keeping Cannabis Illegal?
Corporations that are in the business of incarceration.
Law Enforcement makes money by arresting people, then warehousing them in jail. While ACTUAL crime is on the wane, cannabis arrests are easy and low risk. REAL criminals are often dangerous. Cannabis Criminals are Often Stoned… and easygoing…
and… all these people depend on Prohibition for their Paycheck…
Judges, lawyers, police, bail bondsmen, prison guards, construction workers that build prisons, social workers that talk to the families left behind, involuntary rehab clinics, fertilizer salesman, grow-light salesman, realtors that rent abandoned houses to be used as farms… There is a huge industry that will have sales reduced if Marijuana is legalized…
also…
Criminals depend on Marijuana being Illegal to Protect their Profits. With Legal Marijuana, the Mexican Mafia would be in deep trouble… Are they bribing Senators and Congressmen? We do not know because that money is in cash and not traceable…
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My Best Art – A Psychedelic Freakshow by Greg Vanderlaan… See More at: http://gvan42.blogspot.com/p/my-best-art.html
Futureworld2525: a silly science fiction story… an Ecoterrorist Time Trip. Read More at: http://gvan42.blogspot.com/p/prolog-you-are-under-arrest.html
Solar Desalinization Project – Makes Pure Water, Salt and Electricity. When the Steam cools, it falls from the sky as rain. Read More at: http://gvan42.blogspot.com/2017/07/solar-desalinization-project-makes-pure.html
Did you ever Notice Arcata, California? It’s Simply Wonderful. Experience the delight at: http://gvan42.blogspot.com/2017/06/did-you-ever-notice-arcata-california.html
How to fix the Waiting for Edge Chat error in the Farmville Game. DELETE COOKIES, RESTART GAME. and tips for playing Farmville. Get a Clue at: http://gvan42.blogspot.com/2017/06/how-to-fix-waiting-for-edge-chat-error.html
Be Aware of Propaganda: “The Bottom Line with Boris” and Trump TV “Real” News. They are lying to you. Read more at: http://gvan42.blogspot.com/2017/08/be-aware-of-propaganda-bottom-line-with.html
Now is the time to tell your Senators that you want to FIX Obamacare or start Single Payer Medicare for all. Read More at: http://gvan42.blogspot.com/2017/07/now-is-time-to-tell-your-senators-that.html
Our war in Afghanistan has increased the production of opium therefore increasing US deaths due to heroin overdoses. Read More at: http://gvan42.blogspot.com/2017/08/our-war-in-afghanistan-has-increased.html
How to hack a US Senator’s Contact via email form. That way you can express your opinion to Many Senators. Up to 100… Read More At: http://gvan42.blogspot.com/2017/07/how-to-hack-us-senators-contact-via.html
Fracking causes water pollution and health danger for people. Split Estate is a great movie documentary. It shows the dirty side of hydraulic fracturing and natural gas, an energy source the industry touts as a clean alternative to fossil fuels.
EPA chief pushing governmentwide effort to question climate change science. As if we could just talk away global warming… The Trump administration is debating whether to launch a government wide effort to question the science of climate change, an effort that critics say is an attempt to undermine the long-established consensus human activity is fueling the Earth’s rising temperatures.
Impeach Trump protests nationwide. It’s time for GenX and Millennials to run for public office. Save us Jenna Marbles! We the people have had enough of this buffoon. What is needed is some leadership from young people. The Baby Boom Generation has ruled long enough. It’s time for us to retire and enjoy some free time.
http://gvan42.blogspot.com/2017/07/impeach-trump-protests-nationwide-its.html
Alternative words for Marijuana so you can post to Facebook without Homeland Security putting you on a list… 13, M, MJ, ganja, The Nice, The Kind, Bud, hemp, hashish, boo, weed, reefer, herb, tea, grass, joint, wacky tabaky and the ever popular… medicine. Know any others? Comment…
GV: pot, Acapulco gold, Maui wowie, Panama red, bhang, cannabis, doobie, dope, ganja, loco weed, maryjane, roach, sinsemilla and “The Mule” because it kicks you in the head…
Tags:art, Cannabis, cats, cosmic, dogs, free, healthcare, legalize, marijuana, nationwide, pirate, prisoners, Wimp
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August 7, 2017
The USA consumes 80% of the world’s heroin. If we simply got out of Afghanistan and let the people there run their own country the Opium Crop would be reduced as it’s against the Koran to grow it… Trump is Right – We are Losing the War. We ought to simply surrender just like we did in Vietnam and Nicaragua. That would reduce US deaths from Heroin and Soldier Suicide.
As you can see from the UN Chart above our war has increased the crop yield: Up to the year 2000 the Russians were at war in Afghanistan. Then in 2001 the people of Afghanistan ruled their own country. Then the USA invaded and crop production increased. Most of that Opium eventually comes to America and kills people here.
Americans Use 80% of the World’s Opioid Supply
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opium_production_in_Afghanistan
Tags:afghanistan, death, end the war, heroin, opium, trump, USA
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August 6, 2017
Great Job, Donald. Like JFK and going to the Moon or MLK and the “I Have a Dream Speech”, Donald Trump will forever be remembered for the Russian Sanctions Bill that punishes them for meddling with our Presidential election in 2016.
History is sometimes like this… The Magna Carta was Signed by King John and has turned out to be one of the best documents in the History of the world. King John didn’t want to sign the Magna Carta and Donald Trump didn’t want to sign the Russian Sanctions Bill but both were faced with a power greater than themselves forcing correct action.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magna_Carta
Tags:bill, history, King, Magna Carta, Russia, Sanctions, trump
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August 6, 2017
Like a magic act, he uses misdirection to keep our attention focused on what he wants us to see, not what he is really doing. Note that the Environmental Protection Agency has switched mission from Protecting the Environment to enabling corporations to increase profits by reducing expenditures for cleaning up pollution caused by their factories.
The Department of Education has switched mission also. It used to be about educating students but now it’s all about increasing profits for “Charter” Schools therefore reducing the quality of Public Schools through the concept of “School Choice”. Go Figure. That mission changed when Trump appointed a lobbyist as Secretary of Education. “Charter” Schools are often used to promote Christianity. AND… If you have “school choice” you may choose to have your white children go to a school without Black or Brown skinned students. Enabling “Separate but Equal” schools… Code words for segregation. “Make America Hate Again”.
Tags:1%, base, Charter, DeVos, Education, EPA, magic act, Public, Schools, super rich, trump
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August 6, 2017
If we leave Afghanistan, those people over there will figure out solutions to their own problems. OR… Maybe they won’t. How could we possibly care? We have problems of our own and the era of the USA being the Daddy of the world is over. Those people over there have to get along without our help… We went to war in Afghanistan because the Afghan people needed our help fighting the bizarro-world Islamic FUN-da-Mental-Twists… As it turned out, dropping bombs on their country did not help at all and actually helped recruit people to Freedom Fighter [Terrorist] organizations. Who wouldn’t want to fight against destructo robots in the sky [drones] raining death? If some foreign country bombed MY home town, I’d be angry too. Have you seen photographs of Mosul? If freedom=devastation, most people would decline. The wars in Iraq, Iran, Syria, Yemen and Afghanistan are simply evil marketing schemes to sell weapons to the Pentagon… Big profit for easy work. I read now that ISIS has spread to the Philippine Islands… This war between the Christianity and Islam has been going on for a Thousand years and is likely to continue for a thousand more. It’s a waste of taxpayer dollars and American lives to continue this pointless fight.
Tags:afghanistan, end war, peace, trump
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August 5, 2017
The President of Mexico says he didn’t call Trump at all last week. Trump claimed he called and congratulated Trump for the great job Trump was doing on illegal immigration.
The Head of the Boy Scouts says he didn’t call Trump at all Last Week. Trump says the boy scout called to tell Trump that Trump gave the greatest speech ever at the jamboree.
http://www.rawstory.com/2017/08/watch-sarah-huckabee-sanders-insists-trump-didnt-lie-about-phone-calls-she-admits-never-took-place/
Sarah Huckabee Sanders verified that Trump Lied.
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Last week, President Trump gave a highly partisan speech to the quadrennial Boy Scout Jamboree that a leader of the organization later ended up apologizing for. Not withing standing that apology, Trump maintains that his speech was “great” and that the Boy Scouts told him so:
President Trump said the head of the Boy Scouts called his recent address “the greatest speech that was ever made to them,” days before the chief scout executive apologized for the president’s remarks.
Trump faced criticism for the speech last Monday, which many saw as inappropriately political for the jamboree setting.
Trump denied to The Wall Street Journal that there was any “mixed” reaction to his speech, noting the standing ovations from the crowd. His comments to the Journal were first made public in a transcript of the interview Politico published Tuesday.
“And I got a call from the head of the Boy Scouts saying it was the greatest speech that was ever made to them, and they were very thankful,” Trump said. “So there was — there was no mix.”
The Boy Scouts, however, are basically denying that any such call took place:
Read more: http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/donald-trump-is-a-serial-liar-even-when-it-comes-to-trivial-issues/#ixzz4odLMKHiH
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August 5, 2017
The US Senate has an opportunity to Legalize Marijuana and Release all Cannabis Prisoners. This would increase tax dollars flowing into the US Treasury and reduce payments for incarceration. It’s a Win-Win bill for the American People. Does Legal Weed help with the Opioid Addiction Death crisis? Would there be less use of actually dangerous drugs like OxyContin and heroin if there was a safer alternative? Watch Senator Cory Booker as a valid candidate for President in 2020. He just might win!
“U.S. Sen. Cory Booker is proposing a far-reaching bill that would both legalize marijuana at the federal level and encourage states to legalize it locally through incentives.
The New Jersey Democrat’s bill, called the Marijuana Justice Act, has virtually no chance of passage in the Republican-controlled Congress and in a presidential administration that’s decidedly anti-marijuana. ”
http://www.politico.com/states/new-jersey/story/2017/08/01/booker-seeks-federal-marijuana-legalization-113716
“Sen. Cory Booker Wants to Make Marijuana Legal Across U.S.— Could That Curb Opioid Epidemic?” – “I’ve seen a lot of very compelling preliminary data that shows there is a drop in opioid overdoses in areas that have better access to marijuana,” Booker said in a phone interview with NBC News on Tuesday, adding that he looked forward to seeing more research.
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/sen-cory-booker-wants-make-marijuana-legal-across-u-s-n788661
Tags:bill, legalize, marijuana, nationwide
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August 5, 2017
The Federal Police force called ICE is stopping and questioning anyone who looks like an illegal alien. That means Latinos… Including people that were born in the USA. Including people who’s Great Great Great Grandfathers were born in the USA. Since California was settled by Europeans from Spain in the 1769 and most of the cities were named for Saints in the Catholic Church it seems absurd to blame all our troubles on Latinos. San Jose, Santa Barbara, San Diego, San Francisco and Los Angeles are words from the Spanish Language. Viva Junipero Serra, the father of California. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jun%C3%ADpero_Serra
The new bill designed to reduce the number of legal immigrants by half delights Trump supporters but is rejected by big business. Who will harvest the crops of California if we don’t have Mexicans do the work? Corporations that hire Mexicans are GLAD to have them here. Hungry? Eat some grapes… Caesar Chaves will look down upon you from Heaven and smile.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cesar_Chavez
The plan to build a Wall to protect us from “those people over there” has a mega failure history. Consider the Great Wall of China. It was built to keep people on one side safe from people on the other side yet… There are Chinese people on BOTH SIDES now.
Consider the Berlin Wall… It didn’t work so good after all… Why not spend our time and money repairing our Infrastructure? Another “Promise Made, Promise Broken”. When will Trump accomplish anything? Anything at all? HUH?
Tags:Federales, ICE, immigrants, Latinos, trump
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August 5, 2017
That’s Trumps Plan. Coming soon to Congress: Raising the national debt ceiling and what they jokingly call “Tax Reform”. What that means is a vast tax cut for the 1% and a small tax cut for the 99%. It’s a Win-Win plan! Just like getting a brand new credit card, we can spend NOW NOW NOW and worry about paying back the loan later… Is it possible for the entire country to declare bankruptcy? That’s a great way to avoid paying your bills… Trump’s done it four (4) times!
Tags:1%, bankruptcy, debt, Senate, Tax Cut, trump
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March 19, 2016
Rainbow Spiral in Pastel Colors
Full Moon over The Math Mountains
Butterfly Freakout
Rainbow Spiral in Pastel Colors
Butterfly Freakout
Full Moon over The Math Mountains
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March 19, 2016
Tags:eco-action, ecology, eureka, lsd, mushroom, psychedelic, tea party, trippy
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July 15, 2012
So, there has been great strides forward in physics… The articles I have read make me wonder… since this discovery is of a truly fundamental nature, what IS the Higgs Boson and how will it effect our understanding of reality… It is FUN to QUESTION REALITY.
I do not pretend to actually understand what it is that they have discovered but… It seems that this particle is what causes mass to exist at all. AND it helps to explain why spiral galaxies don’t simply expand forever instantly… There is a fundamental mystery being explored there. Thanks CERN. For Your Information: That is where Tim Berners-Lee invented the World Wide Web. He needed a way to navigate easily from one computer file to another… so he invented the LINK. Pretty profound Idea… Here is a LINK: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tim_Berners-Lee
http://www.zazzle.com/gregvan/question+gifts
Directly above is a LINK to my Zazzle Webstore and “Question Reality” Bumper Stickers…
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Tags:art, CERN, cosmic, mushroom, question, reality
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